New York Giants owner John Mara said on Hard Knocks back in July that he’d have a tough time sleeping if Saquon Barkley ended up with the Eagles. Not only did Saquon sign with the Birds, but he ran for 2,000 yards and now he’s out here doing ads for sleep medication:

Unisom sleep tabs – “Settle into a great night’s sleep up to 30 minutes faster and stay asleep all night with Unisom® SleepTabs®. Highly effective doxylamine succinate helps get you the rest you need so you can wake up feeling refreshed.”

Mara will need about 15 of these to fall asleep after watching what Saquon did this year. 2,005 yards, 5.8 yards per carry, and 125.3 yards per game. That’s on 34 fewer carries than Eric Dickerson got back in 1984. Now we’re all arguing whether or not the #2 seed Birds made the right decision in sitting him for Week 18.

Not sure if you recall, but Green Day wrote an entire album about John Mara back in the 90s, featuring the hit single, “Brain Stew” –

I’m having trouble trying to sleep. I’m counting sheep but running outAs time ticks by, Drew Lock triesNo rest because Saquon’s in my mindOn my own, here we go