Let’s get a weather update ahead of Sunday’s game:

Look, I trust John Bolaris. Sure, there was that one time when he was bamboozled by Eastern European hookers, but we’ve all been there before.

Steady snow and high 20s is a good thing. The Eagles ran for 255 yards against the Rams in a cushy dome back in November, so they were always going to run the ball in this game and now they get to do it in the elements. Inshallah, this will look like Shady McCoy against the Detroit Lions back in 2013. Let’s pound the rock and control the clock while Matt Stafford tries to pick out Puca Nacua and Cooper Kupp in a snow storm while they’re being blanketed by Big Play Slay, Quinyonomo Bay, and Coooooooooooooooooooooooooper DeJean. This is the type of game where you play smash mouth football, not Sean McVay sissy-ball. Go Birds.