I’ve got a Caesars Quick Pick that’ll knock your socks off! By the time you’re done reading this you’ll be signing up on the Caesars app using promo code BROAD1000 and putting a wager on this. If I could legally say this would cover I would. But since I can’t it’s on me to show you why it’s worth taking a look this weekend. And did I make a “GO ELGSES GO” Quick Pick off the back of the Philly Mayor’s viral misfortune? You bet I did! E-L-G-S-E-S ELGSES!

Do I have to even sell you on this after that video? Even that dumb Chiefs fan said it looked good and he totally didn’t realize Eagles +1 means they’d win the Super Bowl. If that’s still not enough, then fine I’ll break it down for the skeptics.

Eagles +1

When you kill a king, you don’t stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die. Yes, I just watched Gangs of New York for the first time ever the other day.

Jalen Hurts is a winner. Jalen Hurts and the Eagles aren’t losing this game. This team is unbelievable. They’re better than the 2022 Super Bowl team and they were favorites in that matchup. The Chiefs were better in 2022 and they’re the favorites this year. I saw it on Media Day. The Eagles players have that look in their eyes. They’re not coming home without the Lombardi. Eagles +1 is the move. Plus whatever Voodoo Taylor Swift and Patrick Mahomes have in their corner is cancelled out by BigDomVoodoo:

Less than 49 (UNDER)

No one likes to root against points less than I do. I just don’t see the over hitting when you look at the Eagles D on turf this year. They’re only allowing 11.6 ppg. 11.6 POINTS! I was on the field on Monday and I’m telling you I felt fast. The SodFather can’t get to this field. They won’t be playing on an ice rink like they were in Super Bowl 57. 27-21 Eagles and we’re sweating the under on the last drive before Josh Sweat this time makes the key strip sack. Remember where you read this first.


Dallas Goedert o4.5 Receptions

Goedert has been the guy in the playoffs: 15 receptions on 18 targets. They are FEEDING him. The Chiefs are going to have their hands full with Saquon Barkley and AJ Brown. That’s before you realize the Chiefs have allowed the most receiving yards to tight ends this season. I also saw him walking around New Orleans the other day. Dude looks good! No limp from that knee or hamstring injury.

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Now back to this ridiculously good Caesars Quick Pick I put together for ya!

Saquon Anytime TD

The most electrifying man in sports. It’s not if Saquon is going to score, it’s when and how. Is it going to be from 60+ yards or is it going to be around the edge from the five yard line? Doesn’t matter. He can do both. Caesars has so much liability on Saquon to score that their accountants are probably getting ready to write the loss up as a charitable donation at this point for tax purposes. Everyone and their mother knows Saquon is scoring.

Jake Elliott o1.5 Made FGs

I believe in him, yo! I don’t know why, but I do! I can’t quit my kicking GOAT. Elliott’s only missed one field goal in his career in a dome. That was this season when Nick Sirianni asked him to kick one from 60 yards. I think Sirianni is more willing to take the points than he was earlier this year when Eagles fans were pulling their hair out against the Saints.

Was this me? Could be:

DeVonta Smith o4.5 receptions

Smitty owns the Kansas City Chiefs:

Need I say more?

Bring it home Mama Parker!

E-L-G-S-E-S ELGSES!