As you know, Abdul Carter is a local kid and Penn State product who is projected to go top 5 in the NFL Draft.

He’s an Eagles fan through and through, but there’s no way he falls to the Super Bowl champs at pick #32.

That is, unless, we scare off every other team in the NFL. Perhaps there is a combination of injury concern and off-field character issues that see the defensive end plummet down the board and into the willing arms of Howie Roseman and the emotionally-intelligent Jeffrey Lurie.

This is the best bit going right now on social media. Luke threw up this joke post the other day and the responses are hilarious:

Honestly, I think Abdul would welcome this. If you told him that his name would be dragged through the mud, that he would be libeled and slandered and defamed, but the outcome would be playing for the Eagles, I think he’d sign on the dotted line immediately. He would do the deal like a warlock signing a blood pact with his new demonic masters. And, as an added bonus, we’d no longer have to listen to stupid Myles Garrett trade speculation. There’s gotta be a way to make this happen. Quick, someone photoshop a picture of Abdul Carter smoking Laremy Tunsil’s bong while icing his shoulder and favoriting Andrew Tate tweets. Put him on the Jeffrey Epstein client list before it’s deleted. Abdul Carter thinks ketchup belongs on a cheesesteak! He turned in a ballot with a hanging chad!