I’m drawing my line in the sand right now. I’m not messing with the Box Demon. What is the Box Demon? Someone is dressing up in a paper plate flower mask and leaving an empty box on your doorstep. Then it announces itself in your Ring doorbell. “I am the box demon. I leave this gift, this box, for you…” Look how creepy this thing is:

Head on a swivel ’cause the Box Demon is raising hell in York County, only two hours outside of Philly. The Box Demon could be walking among us as we speak.

Thank god I live in an apartment complex because if I woke up to the Box Demon on my Ring camera I’d move immediately. Is this what I’m losing out on not buying a house? Do I really want to be building equity when I could have the Box Demon feet away from my family? Shout out to the interest rates (definitely not my saving habits) that are keeping me safe from the Box Demon in an overpriced apartment. Yea our one bathroom is driving my fiancé and I apart, but at least we’re not in danger of the Box Demon. Honestly though, I dare the Box Demon to come to Philly. First, that box will get stolen because, well, Philly. Second, someone will knock out the Box Demon for ringing their doorbell at 4:30am. Ask the Box Demon if they’ve ever heard about Hitch Bot.

People are saying this is a character called “Twisted Dandy” from Roblox. That last sentence just pissed me off because I have no idea what any of that means. What kind of games are the children playing nowadays? I remember when GTA was on the Congressional floor being blamed for the rise in crime. This thing is a million times creepier:

You know what the worst part is about these things? The copycats. It starts with one Box Demon, catches fire on the Internet, and before you know it Box Demons are everywhere causing havoc. Remember the killer clowns in 2016?


The Internet is already making fan art:

The Box Demon is not a hero! We must eliminate the Box Demon! Get the Balers!