
The Data Shows That Kyle Neptune is a Generational Choker
If this was a year ago I’d make the joke that Villanova is actually a Philly school because they choke like all our teams do. Now that we’re about to start the Eagles dynasty run, that no longer can be the truth. They’ll have to continue to not be a Philly school out in Montco and Delco. Regardless, holy hell Kyle Neptune is a generational choker and that’s not me saying that. It’s the data:
Kyle Neptune has to go. This is insane. pic.twitter.com/hzuhOOz1Cu
— CJ Dexter (@CJ_Dexter_) March 5, 2025
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If that guy’s math is right losing those results had a 0.000000000299% chance of happening. The chances you pick a perfect Sweet 16 this year are 0.000000007194%. It’s actually easier to pick 48 games in a row than what Kyle Neptune has done in his career. That’s insane.
If you’ve watched Nova this year you know they should’ve been hovering around the top-25 all season long. They have the nation’s leading scorer, Eric Dixon, then Wooga Poplar, who can fill it up, and rounded out a good starting group with Jhamir Brickus and Jordan Longino. They built enough depth to contribute. They’ve got one problem and it’s the coach who is about to miss his third straight tournament. If you’re not still playing by St. Patrick’s Day on the Main Line you’re not going to stick around long. Not when you spend $3 million on your team. Even though you can’t spell Villanova Wildcats without NIT, fans are pissed:
I genuinely hope from the bottom of my fucking heart Kyle Neptune never gets a job in college basketball again
— Big Kutter Energy (@soxtruther11) March 5, 2025
Ok this is it. The end of Kyle Neptune another blown game. It should be done tonight. Name a interim coach for Big East. Worst college basketball hire ever
— Jim Maher (@maher4_jim) March 5, 2025
Kyle Neptune has to be the worst coach in the country. His team’s consistently have the situational awareness of a deer on the highway
— Pobynaga-sama (@poby31) March 5, 2025
There have been “Fire Neptune” protests, boos at Midnight Madness, and during intros:
Is this really how Nova Nation feels about @NovaMBB ? pic.twitter.com/njgCNyezyL
— Dan Gelston (@APgelston) January 31, 2024
Tyler Kolek, on Kyle Neptune:
“They come out, they announced Kyle Neptune and all their fans were booing. We looked at each other, like ‘These fans lost confidence in him? Let’s go at ’em. Let’s take their confidence.’ That adds something to us.”
— Colin Beazley (@colin_beazley) January 31, 2024
And that was last year…
The ironic part is Neptune is probably going to win the most games he has ever won at Nova and he’s still gonna get the pink slip.