The Philadelphia Union will have the greatest hot dog eater in the world at their Dollar Dog Night on March 16th:

It brings a tear to my eye to see that every team and their fans in this city have picked up the DDN slack the Phillies left behind. That team turned their backs on the fans and got rid of the greatest promotion of all time for some BOGO bullshit and every other team was like “fine, we’ll do it.” I mean, the Union hate spending money and they’re making fiscally-irresponsible decisions letting a guy who eats hot dogs for a living into the building.

The Penn State Baseball team had their Dollar Dog Night Tuesday and it went perfectly:

But I was told college kids couldn’t handle DDNs without causing an international incident. This is from Andrew Deal at The Daily Collegian:

The Nittany Lions faithful broke multiple records, but an early and surprising Dollar Dog Night in 2025 left the team up in the air about the turnout.

“We didn’t know what to expect, but coming off of last year, we expected something good, and Penn State showed out tonight,” senior Joe Jaconski said.

The Penn State crowd did just that, with a staggering 4,049 fans showing up on a chilly 50-degree night and eating almost 6,000 hot dogs throughout the night, which forced the concession stands to offer dollar sodas because of the unexpected turnout.

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Penn State’s players embraced the environment, relying on noise from the students and the crowd as they secured their eighth straight victory.

“All I gotta say is, Dollar Dog Night, baby,” (Reliever Chase) Renner said.

Beautiful job all around in Happy Valley.


How stupid do the Phillies look that every other team is able to put on DDNs without a single issue?

The DDN brand has never been stronger. It’s an institution. It’s the only thing in this country with a 100% favorable rating. You want to put asses in seats you throw a DDN. It’s Americana. There was nothing like the feeling of getting 20 dogs with a single Andrew Jackson and you and your boys were eating good the rest of the night. Didn’t matter if they were first or last in the NL East, everyone had DDN circled on the calendar.

The shitty part is once the Phillies suck again they’ll bring back DDN so fast it’ll make your head spin and I’ll be the first in line: