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Ben Simmons Responds to Philly Instagram Account and Can’t Wait for Thursday

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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screengrab from Instagram post

Ben Simmons responded to Barstool Philly’s Instagram post about a report from from Shams Chariana, saying that Ben wouldn’t dress, but he’d make his Philly return on the bench tomorrow. The account captioned the post “CAN’T WAIT” and Ben responded in the comments with “Likewise” –

DING DING DING!

Let the gloves come off! I’d be excited too, if I all I had to do was sit on the bench, file a grievance, and try to collect $20 million. Look at Ben trying to stir up the masses after Klutch and the Nets requested beefed up security at Wells Fargo Center. All for a charade to collect every single penny he was rightfully fined for. Klutch is going to have moles placed all around the arena, capturing every little detail they can for evidence on their case, which any self-respecting lawyer with an ounce of integrity would refuse after the mountain of evidence already against him.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Imagine if Rich Paul hired someone with a brain at Klutch.

Kevin Durant, on the other hand, thinks our lives are shitty because we heckle. Well it’s 37 degrees and raining in March, and I don’t get paid $40 million a year to sit on the bench. So excuse me if I’m a little pissed off, Kev:

19 hours and counting.

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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