Eagles

No Chance this Railing was Gonna Fall Again with Big Dom Holding it Up

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Sep 25th, 2022 · 9:50 PM EDT

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There’s a lot going on in this video:

MVP chants for Jalen Hurts as he leaves the field

Eagles 3-0 for first time in 6 years pic.twitter.com/HBZMUr5Rel

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) September 25, 2022

Okay, so you’ve got:

1. The MVP chants
2. someone throws a football and Hurts almost snags it
3. Dom DiSandro is there holding the railing to make sure it doesn’t fall over again (hilarious, since there were multiple security guards and no fans up there anyway)
4. some dickhead throws a beer at Hurts and misses (EDIT – we have new video showing this was an Eagles fan, Pagan is doing the story)
5. the camera pans to the tunnel and Howard Eskin is seen shuffling his way to wherever

Big Dom DiSandro is kind of becoming a cult figure, yeah? He’s the main security guy. He kicked that doofus out of the press conference a few years ago and went to Oklahoma to retrieve Lane Johnson. He meets all of the players when they come to the airport after being traded. He reportedly also kicked Jamon Brown out of the team hotel. Remember JAMON BROWN? Dude who was standing there fucking with his gloves during that one play?

Anyway, we gotta get Big Dom on Crossing Broadcast one of these days. We’re always looking for random and unique guests, which is why we had divorce lawyer Joe Cordell on. Maybe we’ll have to reach out to the Birds and put in an official request for BIG DOM.