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Jason Kelce Breaks Down Chugging Beers with the Phanatic

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

Published:

via @newheightsshow on Twitter

More beer chugging between the Phanatic and Jason Kelce:

Honestly, thank god for Jason Kelce last Friday. That crowd in the ballpark blew. Lot of tight buttholes and a lot of anxiety in the ballpark. I don’t know if tickets priced out the mongrels, but it had a corporate September 1pm Eagles game vibe to it. It didn’t have the nastiest of the Braves series, though I heard Saturday’s crowd was juiced to the tits. When Jason Kelce came out in the top of the 6th it finally felt like the crowd got some life:

Some are saying it directly led to Alec Bohm’s double to put the Phils up for good. I say nobody actually took a real breath until SerAnthony got the final out.

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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