Eagles Fans Once Again Conquer Greased Poles

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Jan 29th, 2023 · 7:03 PM EST

via Phillies Muse on Twitter

They’re climbing poles on Broad Street:

I love this city pic.twitter.com/YQRUQQ95EV

— Phillies Muse (@Phillies_Muse) January 29, 2023

You could take all of the grease at your local McDonald’s and slather it all over that pole and these fans would still find a way up there.

Here’s another:

FIRST POLE CLIMBER SPOTTED at Broad & Chestnut. @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/fKaByeHh7u

— Steve Keeley (@KeeleyFox29) January 29, 2023

You know what? Good for Steve Keeley. This poor guy has been stuck on the carjacking and homicide beat for what feels like several years now. He needed a break from violent crime, so FOX 29 got him out on the streets doing pole climbers instead. He’s gotta feel like a million bucks. Let some other noobie reporter handle the next armed robbery or assault and battery. Keeley has been through enough. Serenity now!

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com