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Mayor Kenney, who Hates his Job, is Ready to Spend Big on a Super Bowl Parade

This guy cannot wait to not be mayor:
“I’ll blow the doors off this parade. I’m on the way out. I’ll spend whatever they want” – Jim Kenney
The Super Bowl parade could be legendary!
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— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) January 30, 2023
“I’m on my way out, so I’ll spend whatever they want.”
Man this dude HATES his job. He doesn’t care about taxpayer money because he’s almost done being mayor. That money could go to any number of useful things, like new carpets at Abbott Elementary.
Kenney is basically Scarface from Half Baked at this point. Turn around and ask me for heffer with cheese! He’s one fast food order from just blowing up and quitting on the spot.
“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you I’m out!”

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com