Eagles

New CBS Philly Reporter has the Worst Name

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Mar 20th, 2023 · 3:41 PM EDT

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Local news update:

🌇WE’RE PHILLY BOUND

It’s been the worst-kept secret, but I’m happy to announce I’ll be joining the amazing team at @CBSPhiladelphia!! Can’t believe I get to further my career with such a talented crew in one of my favorite cities in the world.

So excited to get started! pic.twitter.com/kFqU1iIrtT

— Dan Snyder (@DanSnyderTV) March 19, 2023

lol

Dan Snyder. You dirty Commie. Make sure you sell the team before you bring your stank to Spring Garden.

This is like Michael Bolton from Office Space. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks. You get stuck sharing the same name of some no-talent ass clown and there’s nothing you can do to escape it, except use humor.

Looks like Dan Snyder went to Temple and he’s coming home. God knows we don’t have enough Temple alumni in local media (thick sarcasm). He most recently worked in OKC, which is kind of boring, but that riverwalk area wasn’t bad.

Anyway, let’s give Dan Snyder a warm Philadelphia welcome. Hope you’re ready for storm coverage, pal. Get ready to jump in a news truck and drive 45 minutes to go stand in front of a downed tree and talk about PECO. That’s coming up next on Eyewitness News.

(note – I don’t think this story counts as clickbait because of the header image choice)