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Police Have Caught the Swiss Cheese Pervert
By Kyle Scott
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Oddly, this is the second post in a row with cheese and mouse references. Not sure how to feel about that.
A man coined with the nickname “Swiss Cheese Pervert” for his alleged indecent acts in Northeast Philadelphia is under police arrest.
The man was arrested at his home in Norristown Thursday morning by officers with Philadelphia’s Special Victims Unit.
Police sources say the suspect, whose identity was not immediately released, is facing charges of indecent exposure, stalking and harassment.
Credit goes to Victor Fiorillo of Philly Mag, who was at this guy’s house on Saturday. For some reason, as of Monday, police were still not declaring the man, Chris Pagano, as a suspect. Perhaps they were waiting for more people to come forward with their rotten tales.
Sources tell us Pagano was lured from his home with a pallet-sized hunk of Brie, which was placed on the sidewalk outside his house and adorned with blown up Photoshop of Minnie Driver blowing Mickey Rooney.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.