Eagles

This Eagles Fan is a Prophet

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Sep 15th, 2023 · 12:11 AM EDT

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How about Gregg with two G’s calling this at 4:30am. Boogers not even out of the corner of his eye balls yet and he’s out here analyzing the game perfectly:

THIS GUY KNEW AT 4:30 AM HE’S A GENIUS

1. he knew it was swift’s night
2. predicted a 6-point win exactly pic.twitter.com/S0AdlGCE6a

— Jeff McDevitt (@JeffMcDev) September 15, 2023

Success! pic.twitter.com/ZlX4XXMQN3

— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) September 15, 2023

Philadelphia Eagles RB D’Andre Swift had a GAME

– 28 Carries
– 175 Yards
– 6.3 YPC
– 1 TD
– 6 Yards Receiving

Swift has a career high and the most rushing yards for a Eagles runner in 10 years since LeSean Mccoy. pic.twitter.com/Gt8EWKS79q

— NFL Rumors (@nflrums) September 15, 2023

Is this dude a prophet? Does he turn the wooder into wine at the tailgates?

One of his buddies emailed me earlier saying they call him Super G. Super G to all the haters:

pic.twitter.com/NT3iag5JlH

— revenge!💕💕💕 (@jujusturevenge) September 15, 2023

What an animal. Can we get a status check on this guy? Is he still alive? It’s been almost 20 hours since this interview.

UPDATE: SUPER G DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL!