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Braves Media Continues Impressive Streak of Whining About Everything
By Kyle Pagan
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No one knows how to take something and completely blow it out of proportion like Braves media. Is everyone in the south a bona fide pussy? No wonder we cleaned their clocks almost 200 years ago. Here’s WSB sports reporter Alison Mastrangelo complaining about rogue sprinklers:
Not cool Philly the sprinklers on the visitors side of the #Phillies ballpark came on and got some of the Atlanta media gear wet. Maybe it’s a coincidence but the sprinklers by the #Phillies side did not go on until a few minutes later … 🤨🫣🤔 #AsOneAtl pic.twitter.com/YkYjBJJL72
— Alison Mastrangelo (@AlisonWSB) October 12, 2023
Here at Crossing Broad we want to extend our condolences. Please keep Alison and the wet media gear in your prayers.
The craziest part is this woman is from South Jersey and went to Rowan. She grew up here! Does the South just make you doughy soft? Between the sprinklers, the throat slash, and the media allegedly fabricating Orlando Arcia’s comments I think we’ve hit everything on the series BINGO board. How long until someone in the Braves press corps complains about their dinner being cold on purpose, or Frankie Two Scoops cheating them on ice cream portions in the press box? Just wait until they see what we do to Spencer Strider . I’m guaranteeing at least one opinion piece after his start wondering if fans are necessary at sporting events. It’s going to be like the Colosseum. People are out for blood:
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 12, 2023
Nice mustache, pussy:
The last time Spencer Strider dealt with Phillies fans pic.twitter.com/pRWyFLNIuQ
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) June 20, 2023
Kinkead: the sprinkler system is zoned. it starts in one area. they don’t just all go on at the same time
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com