Eagles

Nick Sirianni Continues to Be the Cockiest Son of a Bitch in the NFL!

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Nov 21st, 2023 · 12:50 AM EST

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If this guy wasn’t my head ball coach I would hate his fucking guts! But he is so SEE YA!

“SEE YA!”

Nick Sirianni is the cockiest son of a bitch in the NFL! pic.twitter.com/uRrWblnHdt

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) November 21, 2023

Big Dom is built like a brick shithouse and even he had some trouble holding Nick back from celebrating with the fans. God other coaches must want to beat the breaks off this guy. Honestly, this shit is why he probably doesn’t get any love in the Coach of the Year conversation. Sportswriters live with a larger dump in their pants than Patrick Mahomes’ lucky skid-marked underwear. But if it ain’t broke don’t fix it because it looks like it rubs off on the team too:

With the setup at Arrowhead Stadium, Chiefs players and coaches need to pass by the Eagles locker room in order to exit.

Matt Nagy just walked by and the Eagles are blasting “Take Over Your Trap” by Bankroll Fresh, 2 Chainz, and Skooly from inside the visitors locker room.

— Josh Tolentino (@JCTSports) November 21, 2023

Nick Sirianni is like a cocky shaman. He has all of these teaching points and soliloquies about flowers growing in a pot and preaching dawg mentality that you would normally look at and laugh. He’s using traditional African philosophies during team meetings before the biggest game of the year:

“I am because we are”

I’m told in the Eagles team meeting last night Nick Sirianni once again spread the word of Unbutu. The motto came from Mandela and the Celtics used it when they beat the Heat. Nick showed the Eagles video of the Celtics sacrificing their amount of shots for… pic.twitter.com/YmYy2dCE7X

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) November 21, 2023

But in the Eagles locker room the players are bought in and that game tonight epitomized dawg mentality. They just chipped away and chipped away and never gave up. They got 1% better as the game went on. Then after he beats you he rubs your face in it.

How this dude was a wide receiver and not a DB is beyond me:

Nobody:

Nick Sirianni acting like he did something after Marquez Valdes-Scantling sells the game-winning, perfectly thrown TD 🤓 pic.twitter.com/3Y2CyNspxO

— Jacob Meshel (@JacobMeshel) November 21, 2023