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Cowboys Fan, who Probably Bought this Texas Rangers Shirt in October, Rants About Eagles and “Cheesesteak-Eating Bastards”

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Dallas fans down bad after the Birds win in KC:

“This was a chance for us to finally claw back. They could have had a set back. 8-2, instead they’re 9-1! And you look back, that Arizona game is creeping on us. Oh my fucking God, how did we fucking lose to Arizona, man? That’s a game I wish we could have back, because these fucking Eagles, the refs are always going to be on their side. And then you got teams like the Chiefs making stupid, self-inflicted mistakes. The Chiefs should have had this game, man! They should have won this game! How do you not win this? You’re coming off the bye week, you’re playing at home, you’re up 17-7 going into halftime and you don’t score A SINGLE FUCKING POINT IN THE SECOND HALF! Oh my God! How do you do that? I wasted all of my fucking evening watching this shit! Ohhhhh! (dramatic pause) Now I gotta deal with these fucking cheesesteak-eating bastards coming in the comments section.”

lol

Side note – I can’t believe these people are real. Imagine an Eagles fan watching the Cowboys win a close game, then feeling the need to get in front of a camera and do this.

Side note #2: That Rangers shirt looks pretty new! I’m not saying this guy is a total poser, but it’s highly likely.

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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