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HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!
By Kyle Pagan
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Who knows what happens with the Birds on Monday night? That’s for Monday night to decide. First we’re going to celebrate Dallas getting their asses WHOOPED by the Packers. THERE THEY GOOOOOOOOOOOO:
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This game was over in the first half.
The Packers benched the starters midway through the 4th quarter (had to bring them back for a second but who cares) and Cowboys fans were leaving in the third!
Cowboys wanted a whiteout crowd. Their fans are now just “out,” leaving a home playoff game in third quarter with Packers up 41-16. pic.twitter.com/OczHkP6Xha
— Michael Gehlken (@GehlkenNFL) January 15, 2024
The Dallas propaganda machine was working overtime again this year. All we heard about Dak was that he was actually for real this year. How Dan Quinn had the defense buzzing! They had nine All Pros! This was the year they got over the hump! Now they’re going to be the first #2 seed ever to be eliminated in the Wild Card round:
The Dallas Cowboys are about to be the first ever number 2 seed to not get to the Divisional round. 😎 #NFLPlayoffs
— Deniz Selman (@denizselman33) January 15, 2024
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
This is the most fun I’ve had watching football in two months!
…and that concludes our Dolphins coverage for the season. pic.twitter.com/vGKHdIZk5K
— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) January 14, 2024
There is now a realistic chance the Birds host a home playoff game as the #5 seed or go and play a very beatable Lions team while San Francisco gets a HOT Packers team. What a world.
You can now make it 29 years since the Cowboys have been to an NFC Championship. 29 YEARS! There are Cowboys fans that are going to turn 30 next year that have never seen their team play at the end of January. Mike McCarthy gets to join Jason Garrett, Wade Phillips, Bill Parcells, Dave Campo, and Chan Gailey on the list of Cowboys coaches that couldn’t get over the hump.
Bill Belichick with the cuckoo Jones family is going to be must watch television.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com