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One of the Smartest People in the World Can’t Find a Counter for the Brotherly Shove

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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The success of the Brotherly Shove baffles Neil deGrasse Tyson. One of the smartest guys in the world, whose job it is to figure out the galaxy’s toughest problems, can’t begin to wrap his head around a counter to the play:

This is basically the plot to Armageddon. The Eagles are the giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth and the opposing defense is Billy Bob Thornton and Bruce Willis, but this time they can’t use a nuke to stop it (spoiler alert).

All this video did was solidify that the Birds should run the Brotherly Shove 70x tonight without A.J. Brown. Call only Brotherly Shoves the entire first series. Impose your will and set the tone. It doesn’t matter if Jalen’s brain is scrambled after the first series. Did you not see the NFL let Matthew Stafford continue after this hit?

This guy is seeing more stars than NDT:

How crazy is the Shove’s effect on the environment? Every time Jalen Hurts runs the the play, the rotation of the Earth changes. Now Roger Goodell is going to ban it under the guise of a humanitarian issue or some bullshit.

I still think former Eagle Beau Allen has the most efficient way to stop it. Reverse engineer it. Fight force with force:

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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