Eagles

Cowboys Writer Should Get an Invite to the Playa Haters’ Ball for His Jason Kelce Tweet

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Jan 22nd, 2024 · 1:35 PM EST

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Generational Hater:

Got to give Jason Kelce credit. Younger brother got more Super Bowls, plays a more glamorous position, makes more money and is now dating Taylor Swift. A lot of brothers have biblically hated for less.
Bravo Jason cause Travis Kelce living a life

— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) January 22, 2024

99.9% of people would trade lives with Jason Kelce.

Tbh, I don’t even know what this guy’s point is. I was thinking we were in line for a compliment halfway through, then he hit us with “A lot of brothers have biblically hated for less” and it put my brain in a pretzel. Of course someone from the Bible Belt is referencing scripture while clutching his pearls and shielding his children’s eyes from the big shirtless bear in Sodom and Gomorrah. Does he think we have a Cain v. Abel situation on our hands? Imagine Travis inviting someone to a Chiefs game who stole his spotlight!

I honestly thought it was a media member from Philadelphia we were going to have to dunk on first:

Some media member in Philly is going to shit all over this Kelce stuff and say he’s doing “too much”. And when it happens remember we don’t have to give that dork any attention.

— Kyle Pagan (@CBKylePagan) January 22, 2024

I’m proud to say it was a Cowboys writer who got it first.

Generational Hater. You gotta respect it:

Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs was in Buffalo rooting for his brother too but he kept his clothes on pic.twitter.com/wg4r17LQr3

— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) January 22, 2024

HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!