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Madonna had a Brand New Toilet and Carpet Installed in Her Dressing Room at the Wells Fargo Center for Only One Show
By Kyle Pagan
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The Snow The Goalie guys were live Friday morning when Bundy called in from the Flyers locker room where he was with some legends of the Orange and Black getting ready for the alumni game. Seeing John LeClair and Keith Primeau were second compared to Madonna’s dressing room because apparently she had a new carpet and throne installed:
Madonna requested a new carpet and toilet for her concert at Wells Fargo Center. @ctherien6 did top-notch investigative journalism while preparing for the Flyers Alumni Game.
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Lifestyles of the rich and famous. You’re able to request a brand new toilet to be installed and an entirely different carpet. Madonna’s ass and Ant’s ass are going to touch the same porcelain. That’s crazy.
You ever wonder how many famous people you’ve shared toilets with? I do. Would you think it’s over/under 1.5? Like if you walk into the Ritz Carlton in Center City right now and plant your ass on each toilet in the lobby bathroom chances are at least one famous ass has been on them, right? It’s a numbers game. Maybe 1.5 is too low of a line. Because then you factor in airports, hotels, and random bars and you might be looking at closer to 3.5 lifetime. Not every famous person or athlete is flying private. Now do I think I’ve shared a porcelain throne with Allen Iverson or Will Smith? Absolutely not. But with Dikembe Mutombo or Kevin Bacon in Terminal C? Absolutely. I feel like if you’re traveling every month for work in and out of airports you’ve probably shared a shitter with more famous people than you think. I mean Madonna was in a dressing room last night that a silly little podcast is going to be in one night later. It’s bonkers.
How about Comcast-Spectacor refreshing the locker room for one night of Madonna faster than they did the Sixers?
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com