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The Sixers Flu Claims its 13th Victim of the Year

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Feb 7th, 2024 · 1:36 PM EST

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The Sixers are dealing with their 13th player on the injury report this season due to an illness. Apparently, if you took a children’s daycare, a leper unit, a Wuhan lab and mix them together, that would be the Sixers’ locker room. Tyrese Maxey is the latest victim:

Tyrese Maxey (illness) now listed questionable Wednesday.

— Underdog NBA (@Underdog__NBA) February 7, 2024

Tobias Harris has had the flu for like two weeks now.

He sounded like shit at Monday’s postgame presser:

Tobias Harris did not sound himself at the podium tonight — Nurse said he may have been at “80 percent” after the game, sounds like he might have sat if they weren’t so banged up pic.twitter.com/Unu0CicuKv

— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 6, 2024

The boys need more Vitamin C, more zinc, maybe a seventh booster. Anything please. Fill these guys with more IV than your girlfriend at a bachelorette party. We’re drowning over here and about to be in the play-in game. How long until teams start treating the visitors locker room like Vlade Divac and the Lakers in Space Jam?

If you’re going to the Farg tonight you should take a page out of this guy’s book:

Sixers fan was just told his “plague mask” was not an appropriate face covering for the NBA playoff game @WellsFargoCtr. He told me “if they’re going to treat me like a clown I’m going to act like a clown” #maskmandate @FOX29philly @NBA pic.twitter.com/3gMDR7D2Kj

— Chris O’Connell (@CoconnellFox29) April 18, 2022

The password to get in is ORRRRRRRRGYYYYYYYYYY.