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Jerry Jones Talks About Eating Raccoons, and Squirrel Brains
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan when asked if he’s ever had raccoon after it was recently mentioned by Panthers WR Xavier Legette: “I’ve eaten a lot of raccoon. The answer is yes. … It’s not uncommon at all. One of my favorites is squirrel. It’s wonderful. We all had…
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) December 17, 2024
This must be some 1960s Arkansas thing. Nobody eats raccoon and squirrel up here. Maybe in Pennsyltucky, but not in the Philadelphia region, or Yinzerville proper. Who does Jerry think he is, Davy fucking Crockett?
Do you think PETA will get ahold of these comments and protest outside of Jerry World? Just make sure their protests are facing north/south and not east/west, because the sun is bad down there. Speaking of which, Jerry has been on a great run lately. First he gave us an astronomy lesson after the star at the center of our galaxy blinded all three of Jalen Hurts, Cooper Rush, and CeeDee Lamb in the same game, resulting in an interception, fumble, and missed TD grab in the end zone. Then, he dropped this line about squirrels and raccoons. I hope Jerry Jones lives forever, as Liam Gallagher once famously sang.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com