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I Truly Respect This Man for Wearing His Dane Sardinha Jersey on Opening Day
By Kyle Scott
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Email from reader Jared:
I’m all about being excited for Opening Day but this is one jersey I didn’t expect to see. Gotta be a relative, right?
Relative? Shit, it might be Dane Sardinha himself. I can’t imagine there was ever a point in time where Majestic inventoried these babies. Custom orders right here– made exclusively for Dane himself. There are poor African children who own jawns that are less rare than this bad boy.
But for realstons, I imagine this guy opening his closest this morning and thinkining to himself, Hmm… should I wear the Sardinha or Sergio Escalona jam? It feels like a Dane day.
Much respect, bro. Much respect.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.