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Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley Put a Beatdown on the Met Gala
By Kyle Pagan
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The Eagles had not one, but two invites to the Met Gala! How many Cowboys players were there? Zero. Zilch. Nada. Like the amount of NFC Championship Games they’ve been to in 30 years. Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley put an absolute beatdown on the Met Gala like it was Super Bowl 59:
My goodness! This is the Olympics of celebrity fashion and these guys won gold without even breaking a sweat! Look at the beret! Can we talk about the beret? I’m not even a hat guy and I want a beret. Will there still be a beret left in Philadelphia after Hurts made it the hottest fashion accessory in Philly? Union workers are going to start replacing their hard hats with berets after they see these pics. And how about Saquon? Do you know how hard it is to make the black tux stand out at the Met Gala? It’s impossible. Everyone’s done it every way. What does Saquon do? Adds an armband. Sheeeeeesh.
Shout out to Mrs. Hurts looking good too! That’s a power couple right there! The face of the NFL needs a counterpart that can go toe to toe with her. Look at these two. Where’d they just get out of, the trailer park?
What a world we’re living in. The Eagles are one of the hottest brands in sports. We’ve got guys going to the Met Gala now. If this hand placement from Jalen is anything the NFL better watch out because this is a man full of confidence:
The only thing that can stop him might be emphysema. Seriously though, Jalen might have to cool it on the cigars. This might be #200 since the parade. Did he literally pull a cigar out of a hat?
NGL, the Met Gala beefed not inviting the best dresser on the team:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com