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Temple Football is So Back After Sending Jon Gruden a Million Carats of Diamond
By Kyle Pagan
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I never thought I’d type those words, but I’m starting to believe K.C. Keeler is turning this program around. Maybe it’s the energy of Jon Gruden regaling us about the better times, when Temple Basketball was an auto-bid for the tournament or Matt Rhule was getting us College Gameday:
Oh, Villanova has the Pope??? We’ve got Jon freaking Gruden, man.
My god that was seven minutes of electricity. I have no idea how Gruden just rattles off Temple Owl after Temple Owl, but I guess when you watch thousands of hours of film and your brain is shaped like a football that’s all you can retain. What a haul put together by Temple. I’ve watched a bunch of these videos of Gruden getting boxes of merch from football teams all around the country and I can promise you no team has ever given him a giant diamond! The poor UPS driver that had to drop this off. This has to be a million carats:
The jacket wasn’t bad either. If anyone from Temple is reading this, I’m an XL, thanks!
As you know, I am financially invested in this season:
I never thought I’d become emotionally invested. Jon Gruden just locked up four wins at least by himself. Pray for UMass. Oklahoma count your days. TEMPLE FOOTBALL LET IT BEAT ON YA LIKE A DRUM MAN!
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com