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Todd Bowles Shrugs Off Tush Push “Hero” Talk, Drops an Ishkabibble’s Mention Instead
By Kyle Pagan
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So Todd Bowles is an Ishkabibble’s guy, huh?
You think he prefers Ishkabibble’s 1 or Ishkabibble’s 2? Always funny to me there are two locations 1.5 blocks apart. I had Ishkabibble’s once back in 2021 to test out the Tobias Harris mustard cheesesteak. Remember that? Harris admitted to putting mustard on a cheesesteak. We should’ve been able to void his contract right there:
— Paul Poluszny (@paulpozluvr) September 25, 2025
Ngl, I didn’t expect Bowles to throw out Ishkabibble’s, of all places. It’s not really at the top of a lot of people’s lists, but I guess when you went to college at Temple, South Street was probably the place you would party back in the 80s and Ishkabibble’s or Jim’s was where you went as the night was winding down. I’m not here to shit on someone’s opinion. I don’t care if you’re a Pat’s or Geno’s or Angelo’s guy. Whatever you like, you like. I’ll never understand cheesesteak discourse. I always thought you could find a serviceable enough cheesesteak at some random papi store as much as you could at one of the cheesesteak giants. At the end of the day we’re all clogging our arteries with delicious cheese and meats. What’s it matter where you prefer to do it?
And listen, can the Tampa Bay media relax? Whoever asked that question. Hero? Take it down a notch. We appreciate Bowles’ contributions to the pro-Tush Push agenda, but hero is a stretch. At the end of the day, the Bucs still voted to ban the Tush Push. You can be a hero and still work for a corrupt king, which in turn makes you corrupt. Corruption by proxy. You’re no more than a jester if your majesty doesn’t consider your opinion.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com