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Eagles Fans Are So Mad at Kevin Patullo They Want Him Banished to Azkaban
By Kyle Pagan
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How are Eagles fans taking the loss to the Bears? Not well…
Shoutout to that guy’s uncle and Gayle Sayers (who is dead).
Yesterday was awful, but I can’t believe how much us Eagles fans were getting roasted online for booing. Were we watching the same game? It was great insight into how every other NFL fan thinks and what I gathered is that Eagles fans aren’t only smarter, but they know more ball than any other NFL fanbase. Also, every other fanbase is apparently ok with mediocrity. If you watched Eagles games this year you’d know this is the most dog shit 8-4 team ever but it’s just easier to say, “There goes those Philly fans booing again”. They basically returned the same Super Bowl winning offense and the only major change is the new OC and people want to blame something else. Get bent. Fire Patullo.
If you want to criticize Jalen Hurts than you better say, “Super Bowl MVP Jalen Hurts stinks” before it. Come correct. This offense is night and day from last year and sure the offensive line is banged up and has to wear some of this, but anyone with a brain can see the play-calling is vanilla. How are you supposed to run the ball when defenses can key on the run game because you can’t open up the playbook downfield? And don’t get me wrong it’s not like the passing game was outstanding last season, but it came through when it needed too. When you have an offense as good as the Eagles you don’t need a guy to pass for 300 yards a game. You play to your strengths. I just don’t know how people can watch another Sirianni promotion falter and think the QB is the problem. We’ve seen this story play out two seasons ago and even Sirianni refuses to take play-calling from Patullo while it’s the only thing Eagles fans want for Christmas. Also if you want to hear multiple pronunciations of “Patullo” boy do I have a video for you:
…this is what happened to the last Super Bowl winning head coach who refused to fire his OC:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com