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The “Life Before Kevin Patullo” Trend is Taking Over Social Media
By Kyle Pagan
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The “Life before Kevin Patullo” trend took over social media this weekend, showing the good ol’ days when the run game was humming, Kellen Moore was the OC, and we were partying on Broad Street. Take a trip down memory lane, which was somehow only nine months ago:
Look how happy we were. Look how cocky we we were. Snow angels, double birds, smoking blunts, doing the worm on Broad Street, and flashing a “Go Birds” tattoos inside our lips. Simpler times. Like Andy Bernard said, “I wish there was a way to know you’re in ‘the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.” Who would’ve thought we’d be in this mess only a season later? Hitch routes galore, first down running plays all the time, and vanilla play-calling. The offense is in the middle of the pack in both passing and rushing categories. This guy took a Super Bowl-winning offense that returned 10 of its 11 starters and made it mediocre. Nick Sirianni should never be able to promote a guy from within or hire someone who hasn’t called plays before. You can say it’s the QB all you want, but make sure you say Super Bowl MVP Jalen Hurts before you start your criticism. At least we’ll always have the memories to look back on after another 3-and-out:
Come back home, Kellen:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com