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Temple Football Just Signed the Most Interesting Man in the World
By Kyle Pagan
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It’s not every day a white guy can dunk and that isn’t the most interesting thing about him. Meet Luke Sword, aka The Most Interesting Man in the World, Temple football’s new punter, who is allergic to the sun and can drink an entire Sprite without burping:
Strip the “P” from him and change it to an “ATH” because anyone who can chug a Sprite without burping is an athletic specimen. I’m pretty sure it literally defies biology. Now, I don’t know how the whole sun thing is going to play out when your job is to punt the ball in the sun for a majority of the season, but I don’t care. Hey American, get ready to learn hangtime buddy:
Between LeBron Frames and Luke Sword, Temple leads the league in white boy aura. God forbid a couple white boys get a little motion:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com