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Trashy Knicks Fans Don’t Deserve a Wu-Tang Halftime Performance
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Wu-Tang Clan will be performing during Wednesday’s NBA Finals Game 4, Page Six can exclusively reveal.
We’re told the legendary hip-hop group — notably formed in New York City’s Staten Island in 1992 — will take the court during halftime of the New York Knicks vs. San Antonio Spurs matchup at Madison Square Garden.
This is much better than the celebrity rabble that typically shows up at Madison Square Garden, like Spike Lee, Ben Stiller, Fat Joe, and Timothee Chalamet looking like Pottsgrove white trash. Not to mention all of the loser Knicks fans who assailed Spurs fans outside of the building after the Game 3 loss. Worst fans in the world! They don’t deserve a Wu-Tang performance. The only two things they deserve are jack and shit.
Sources tell Crossing Broad that the Wu will perform a Clan in da Front remix at halftime:
The Wu is coming through
the outcome critical
fuckin’ with these Knicks fans
is sort of like a miracle on 34th Street
in the square of Madison
beating up the Spurs fans
like Geraldine Ferraro
who’s full of sorrow
because the Knicks didn’t win
but the sun will still come out tomorrow
and shine shine shine like a gold mine
here comes the drunk monk
to posterize Mitchell Robinson
so stop, the life you save may be your motherfucking own
I’ll swat your ass like Charles Oakley
make Wemby for the merge of traffic
Wu Tang coming through
in a full metal jacket
a flop squad that’s mad hard to serve
while Jalen Brunson gets what he deserves
It’s a good remix, yeah? Can’t wait to hear it.
By the way, and this should go without saying, but there is no “best” member or “worst” member of the Wu. There is only the Wu. The Wu is a collective, a singular hivemind. It sucks that they’re from New York, but I remember being in the crowd at the 2010 Roots Picnic, and Ghostface Killah was there, and he said, “I’m from New York, but if I wasn’t from New York I wouldn’t mind being from Philly.” Then he shouted out Chase Utley for his performance in the 2009 World Series. That was a very nice moment.
Spurs in 6.
BRING THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ RUCKUS!
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com