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This Dallas Cowboys House in North Philly is the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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A reader sent this over. He says it’s real and even asked his buddy to confirm. I did some preliminary checks and it does appear to be a real house in North Philadelphia:
Abomination!
It’s hard to know where to start.
First of all, three of the four Cowboys flags look to be the same exact thing, just a silver helmet on a blue background. And below that, did they mess up the spray paint? It looks like it says DALLAS COWBOMS with a Y that actually looks like an M. Great job there.
On the lattice fencing (??), there are signs for “Philly Water Ice” and “Philly Cheesesteak,” which makes it look like the occupants are running a business out of this house. There’s a sign that says “Cowboy$ Nation!!!” as well, with a droopy-looking star. Looks like something out of the Super Mario movie, if one of the cartoon stars was sad about the Cowboys’ lack of playoff success.
Then it appears as though the sidewalk in front of the house has been painted with more Cowboys stuff. It’s certainly distasteful. Tacky. It’s not even Dallas colors. It looks like a dark gray of sorts, unless the photo is washed out or I’m colorblind.
EDIT – I did some journalistic diving here and found the place. It’s real. I won’t dox the guy, but might drive by later this week to BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO his ass. On the satellite image from Google Maps, it’s just the lattice without the Cowboys stuff, so he may have set it up more recently to annoy the local Birds fans:
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com