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The Cowboys Went All the Way to Brazil to Lose in Hilarious Fashion
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lmao
The Cowboys went all the way down to Brazil and lost on a walk-off field goal:
For context, Dallas had just gone 60 yards down the field in 1:23 to kick a game-tying field goal. They probably should have scored a touchdown but went incomplete/penalty/two-yard run/incomplete with 1st and goal from the Baltimore two. And they only got that far because of a fugazi DPI on Baltimore.
Then former Bethlehem Steel player Brandon Aubrey kicked one into the end zone for a touchback, and Lamar Jackson threw a 27-yard pass to Zay Flowers before calling timeout with one second on the clock. Tyler Loop hit from 56 to win the game.
Hilarious! Christian Parker and Brian Schottenheimer are not long for this world. That defense stinks out loud.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! PLAY THE SONG!
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com