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Opinion: The Dodgers Fan Who Refused to Give His Foul Ball to a Little Kid Did the Right Thing

Matt Schultz

By Matt Schultz

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Oct 11, 2016; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Fans go after a foul ball in the game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Washington Nationals during game four of the 2016 NLDS playoff baseball series at Dodger Stadium.
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This story about a Dodgers fan refusing to give a foul ball he caught to a little kid is going pretty viral, and I feel strongly enough about it to weigh in. Here’s the original video:

@the_hammyshow

“I’m not giving it to the kid”… What a classless Dodger moment 😬 #MLBPostseason #OctoberBaseball #BravesCountry #DodgersSuck #Atlanta

♬ original sound – Hammy Show

Naturally, the Dodgers fan got ripped for this online, leading him to respond with a post of his own providing some context on his decision:

This is a no-brainer for me. I stand with this Dodgers fan. He did the right thing. Here’s why:

Reasons the Dodgers Fan Was in the Right For Not Giving Up the Foul Ball

  • He caught the ball.
  • It belongs to him now.
  • He’s a Dodgers fan.
  • A Dodgers player hit the ball to him.
  • This is a meaningful moment to a 31-year-old — i.e., someone who’s old enough to understand and appreciate just how rare it was — and the ball is a representation of that moment.
  • This moment means nothing to a little kid.
  • This kid looks to be about two years old.
  • Two-year-olds don’t know what a foul ball is.
  • They don’t know what “rare” means.
  • They don’t know what team they’re rooting for.
  • They don’t know what rooting is.
  • They don’t know what a baseball is.
  • They don’t know where they are.
  • They also do not care.
  • The kid would not know the difference between being handed that baseball and being handed a stack of stadium napkins.
  • Or a cardboard cup holder.
  • Or being shown a GIF of a baseball.
  • If the kid were given/shown any of the above and the surrounding adults cheered like it was a big deal, the kid would be happy.
  • The adult, on the other hand, would likely not care about a baseball GIF.
  • The kid also wouldn’t even know what to do with the baseball if he got it.
  • He can’t throw.
  • He can’t catch.
  • He doesn’t have an office that he takes Zoom calls in for work, where he can put the ball on a shelf of books and framed photos and meaningful knick-knacks from his life.
  • The kid wouldn’t know where to begin on a Zoom call.
  • Why are adults expected to give foul balls to children anyway?
  • What’s the reason?
  • Because kids like baseball?
  • Kids like money too.
  • Should we hand over our wallets?
  • How about our food?
  • The hats on our heads?
  • Our shiny car keys?
  • Our phones?
  • When a kid in a stroller happily says “puppy” while we walk our dogs, should we put the leash in their tiny hand, wish them luck, and be on our way?
  • I don’t believe the kid even wanted the ball in the first place.
  • It sounds like the parents wanted the ball, and they sent their young child to do their bidding.
  • The kid was a tool for manipulation.
  • I’m not even knocking the parents for this.
  • It was a worthy attempt to steal an innocent man’s baseball.
  • But your bluff was called.
  • The Dodgers fan was strong enough to say no to your toddler.
  • Take your L and move on.
  • Give the kid some peanut shells and clap and say “You did it” and “Good job” and he’ll be fine.

Kinkead: Why does anybody care this much about a baseball anyway? This dude didn’t catch a World Series walk-off home run ball. He caught a routine foul ball. He’s not obligated to give it to the kid, but what’s he gonna do with it? Take it home and put it in a glass case and display it on his mantle?

Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com