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Giants Fans Are So Mad That We Don’t Care About Losing to Them
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Hilarious 24 hours on the timeline.
It started with this tweet:
This is a throwaway comment from the Joe Milton fumble in Sunday’s loss. The Eagles had their 5th quarterback and 7th running back on the field when this happened. Don’t you think that if Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley/Tank Bigsby/Will Shipley were out there, they probably would have done a better job diagnosing the pressure and flipping or sliding the protection? It’s not a hot take to think that Joe Milton and Elijah Mitchell were less equipped to handle this than any of the four quarterbacks or six running backs ahead of them on the depth chart.
For whatever reason, Giants fans found this tweet and started flooding my mentions with stuff like this:
These replies are so dumb. “We had backups out there too!” Nobody is even talking about the Giants. Nobody is making excuses for losing a game we didn’t care about in the first place. There is nothing in that tweet saying “well we lost because we had Joe Milton and Elijah Mitchell.” It’s one comment about one specific play that doesn’t even mention any New York players or anything they were doing.
This is further proof that Giants fans have some of the worst media literacy in the country. Actually – just regular literacy. They have some of the worst generic literacy in the country. Low-IQ individuals replying with non-sequiturs. It’s infuriating because you can’t even explain why they are so dumb. They are too stupid to understand it.
What’s funny is that they are so amped up about a win over a two-win Eagles team that started Joe fucking Milton on Sunday. They are talking all sorts of trash and trying to engage and dunk on Birds fans, but nobody here is bent out of shape. Why? Because we know this is a lost year. This era is over, and what a beautiful era it was. Every Eagles fan with at least one brain cell has accepted this and shifted focus to Howie Roseman season, which is officially underway. We’re looking at a stockpile of draft picks and another rehaul.
It’s comical that Giants are finally turning the corner after 10 years of being absolute dog shit and Howie is already deconstructing a Super Bowl team to build his next Super Bowl team. Hilarious! The Eagles have the same amount of Super Bowl appearances as the Giants have rebuilds over the last decade. They tried Ben McAdoo, Pat Shurmur, Joe Judge, Brian Daboll, and now they have John Harbaugh. They failed with Daniel Jones and assorted bums.
This all happened within the same time frame that the Eagles won Super Bowl 52, tanked the 2020 season, went to Super Bowl 57, and then won Super Bowl 59.
Giants supporters now think the situation has flipped, and that they get to be on the top and talk shit to fans of a 2-7 Eagles team. Their time has finally come! We have no choice but to sit here and take it while enduring a painful rebuild! We will bend over and take our medicine!
Sike!
We know this next rebuild will last maybe two or three seasons. Howie is going to use all of these picks to load up and put together another competitor, same thing he did between 2020 and 2022. That means the Giants have MAYBE a two-year window to win a terrible division before the Eagles are on top again, and their fans know it. That’s why they’re so mad. They want 10 years of their own to shit on us while we’re miserable fans of a hopeless team. But Howie is already ahead of the curve.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com