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Your Monday Afternoon Roundup

By Kyle Scott

Published: Sep 29th, 2014 · 1:39 PM EDT

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As always, there’s some other stuff from the weekend that we didn’t get to and you might not have seen.

Let’s hit it!

 

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The roundup:

There is something that has gone mostly unaddressed here, and that’s the conclusion of the Phillies’ season. This is the first season since I believe I was four years old – which was in 1987 – that I didn’t go to a Phillies game. In fact, it’s probably the only season since I was four that I didn’t go to at least four Phillies games. And it’s probably one of only a handful of seasons where I didn’t go to at least 10 Phillies games. Why? No particular reason. Call it a boycott of sorts. But it wasn’t necessarily a conscious decision. My dad and I didn’t renew our season tickets for the first time since, I think, 1991. So that was a start. I had tickets for a game in June, but couldn’t go because our dog got sick. If you’re thinking that my not going is a fair-weather fan thing, you’re wrong. I went to countless games in the 90s and early 2000s where the Phillies were awful. Maybe it’s because I prefer weeknight games and, living in Horsham now, the hour and a half drive at 6 p.m. on a weeknight blows. Maybe it’s because I got married and went on a honeymoon and had all of that going on. But I think it’s mostly because I had no interest in spending $40 for a pair of tickets, $8 on gas, $15 to park, $30 on food and beer, and $5 on a 50-50 raffle, to watch what amounted to an exhibition game. I’m not cheap, either. But $100 – even as a business expense! – to go watch a completely useless product just feels like a waste in 2014. There are so many other ways to be entertained, not the least of which is watching in HD. But I’ll happily drop $200-$300 to go to an Eagles or Flyers game. I just had no interest in doing so with the Phillies. It’s sort of like a bad dream, one where you wake up in a panic because you completely missed out on something. That’s how I feel about the Phillies. But you know what? I really don’t even care. Seems most of you don’t, either:

But, we probably should’ve known. Me, on March 31: “So, are we feeling 70… 72 wins?”They surpassed expectations and won 73.

That said, the people who did go did an excellent job of mocking Craig Kimbrel this weekend:

via SB Nation

The Phillies fired scouting director Marti Wolever. Unfortunately, that may prove to be their only useful move.

Not a good look from Geno Smith.

Jerry Jones face.

Honestly, that could be an iPhone 6 Plus with how big that thing is:

Bad NFL lip reading.

MCW with the most frightening SYE I’ve ever heard (sample size: 2):

http://instagram.com/p/tdhmvmN0mU/

The Cavs traded Keith Bogans to the Sixers, because we can alleviate all your cap woes!

The Redskins sold expired beer.

Did LeSean McCoy hit a bicyclist on Friday night? Someone sent these screenshots to Barstool on Saturday:

That car sure looks a lot like Shady’s birthday Rolls:

Anyone see anything?

 

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