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Mets Beat Writer Manages to Lampoon Mets, His Professional Existence
By Kyle Scott
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Former Phillies beat writer Andy Martino – now covering the Mets – had the lede of the year in today's NY Daily News: [via @JimmyTraina]
Blah blah blah blah rain blah blah blah Niese blah blah Astros blah blah Mets got spanked. Blah blah, 6-1. We really don't know what else to tell you about this one. But we will try:
It was cold and wet at Citi Field, and the Mets flatlined for one minute shy of three hours against one of the worst teams in baseball. Actually, now the Mets (5-12) are worse than Houston – and the rest of the National League - as they slipped below the Astros (6-11). Could there be a less stimulating April ballgame than the one between these sorry opponents? The only appropriate word is blah.
Somewhere, Ke$ha is suing for copyright infringement.
The Amazin' Mets, folks.
The video summary is after the jump… OK, I won't put you through that. It's a Ke$ha video.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.