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Dennis and Dee Would Rather Their Taxes Went to the Eagles on Always Sunny
By Jim Adair
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During the most recent episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dennis and Dee debate whether their taxes should go to keeping mental hospitals open… or to the Eagles:
Dennis: “Oh come on, I pay so much money in taxes already. Where’s that goin?”
Dee: “Well, they used that money to open up the Eagles’ new practice facility.”
Dennis: “That makes sense. That’s kind of a no-brainer. I mean you can’t have our guys out there twistin’ ankles.”
Dee: “A man with Shady McCoy’s abilities, he needs a proper landing strip.”
Dennis: “Gotta get our maniacs in green set up in a nice facility.”
Dee: “Sophie’s choice, huh? Oof. Go Birds.”
Dennis: “Go Birds.”
Given the option, I’m sure a lot of people would make the same decision. Clip of the scene is after the jump.
via r/Eagles
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.