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The Sixers Did not Bring Joel Embiid to Ring the NASDAQ Opening Bell, Which is Lame

Jim Adair

By Jim Adair

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I understand this is the business side of things, and you’re celebrating your partnerships and all that, but how can you bring 12 people to ring the opening bell at NASDAQ and not have Joel Embiid be one of them? I mean you’ve got ten guys in suits (and two women), so why can’t you just cram JoJo in a blazer and put the 7-footer in the back. It would make all of you guys look so much cooler… and go along way with Joel securing that whole Rihanna thing.

Jim Adair

When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.

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