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Alex Rodriguez is a Colossal Douchebag
By Kyle Scott
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As if you didn't already know that.
A-Rod, who was shown being hand-fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz at the Super Bowl- which would be cool if Cameron Diaz hadn't boned half of Hollywood and starred in a 1992 sadomasochism video (it happened, look it up, folks)- is real pissed off that 111 million people saw it: [SNY]
“He really went ballistic — thinking the cameraman was out to get them in a paparazzi-like shot. … That’s so crazy,” said my source. “Anyone who knows anything about producing a live sports event — especially something as huge as the Super Bowl — would know that those celebrity shots are purely random.
“A-Rod, of all people, should know that.”
Of course, nobody shown in the shot before it- including, by my count, John Madden, George and Laura Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas, Ashton Kutcher, and Emmit Smith- seemed to have a problem with being seen on TV at the largest sporting event on the planet.
A-Rod was given a guarantee he wouldn't be shown again by FOX cameras. And he wasn't.
No word on if Diaz helped him safely remove the sand from his vagine.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.