Eagles

This Video of Eagles Fans Yelling at Players Coming off the Field Is so Philly

By Kyle Scott

Published: Sep 22nd, 2015 · 11:08 AM EDT

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There are two ways to express yourself after a tough really bad embarrassing loss to the Dallas Cowboys, at home, in Week 2. You can do what The Mighty EROCK did and vent, somewhat intelligently and maybe coherently (though while leaving your significant other trailing in your dust as you make your way through a crowded lot– not recommended). Or, you can take the mongrel route and shout obcentities at players and coaches and plead for Howard Eskin to “get ’em” as he butt-chases players into the tunnel.

Excerpts:

“Hit the jugs machine, Matthews! You suck!”

“I don’t want your gloves. I don’t want anything. You guys suck! You guys suck!”

“47 years. Richie Kotite is laughing his ass off on Long Island!”

[Anyone who invokes “Richie” Kotite, over anything, should immediately lose their fan card. Who the hell invokes Rich Kotite?]

“Hey King! Hey King! Tell ’em like it is, King! They suck!” “Get ’em, Eskin! Get ’em!” “Tell ’em like it is Eskin. They suck! Eskin! Eskin!”

[I feel bad for anyone whose existence consists of thinking that Eskin is the arbiter of all that is right in the world. Eskin is so far up the Eagles’ ass that Jeffrey Lurie is in danger of being turned inside out. I can’t believe there are actually people out there who buy this shit.]

Video after the jump.

via Philly Influencer