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Mark Streit Has The Most Awful Sounding Injury Ever
By Kyle Scott
Published:
Flyers press release:
Flyers defenseman Mark Streit will have surgery on Tuesday morning to repair a pubic plate detachment. The surgery will be performed by Dr. William Meyers. He is expected to be out for six weeks.
OH COME ON! What does that even mean?! If I tore my pubic plate, I’d retire. Not if I was a hockey player, but now. If I tore my pubic plate, I’d retire from blogging. What’s the sense in continuing on with a torn pubic plate? Tap out. I Googled it and, uh, DON’T DO THAT:
OWWWW. OWWWWWW. OWWWWWWW!
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.