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Proposal FAIL: Phillies Fan Demands Marriage
By Kyle Scott
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!
And why no question marks! Clearly this seems like the type of thing you would submit for her approval. Also, why capitalize ME! Is she marrying someone else and you're trying to win her over! These are valid questions. (!!)
This is the epitome of a Gen Y proposal. Do it with written words, so you're not around for the consequences if she says "no." I'm guessing she did.
Or doesn't exist.
Or is having sex with someone else, right now.
Bonus FAIL coverage: Ryan Madson takes Mota DEEP on Dom Brown's monster home run.
H/T to one of our best readers, Kim (@kimmayJ), for the screenshot.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.