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Eagles Hire Brian Dawkins to be Brian Dawkins, Give him Made-Up Title
By Jim Adair
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The Eagles, furthering their efforts to recreate the Andy Reid era, just announced that they have hired Brian Dawkins to a full-time position as – Howie Roseman checks his notecards – a “football operations executive.”
THE EAGLES HIRED BRIAN DAWKINS AS A FULL-TIME MENTOR.
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) August 16, 2016
Howie Roseman announces that @BrianDawkins has been named a football operations executive #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/8z9OTiL9fw
— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) August 16, 2016
#Eagles announce they have hired Brian Dawkins full time. Says part of his role will be player development/help with young players off field
— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) August 16, 2016
Brian Dawkins as a full-time mentor/hype man is probably the best hire Howie Roseman has ever made. Just watch these videos and try to tell me you aren’t ready to put an o-lineman on his ass:
I’m ready to burst through a damn brick wall.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.