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Watch the Phanatic Wipe His Ass with a Mets Rally Towel in a Sportscenter Ad
By Jim Adair
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While the Phillies are in the off-season, the Phanatic is hanging out at SportsCenter’s offices doing what we all wish we could: Drawing an X over Skip Bayless’ face, taking a sledgehammer to an office chair, and wiping his ass with a Mets rally towel:
Make sure you stay for the Phanatic posterization at the end.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.