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The Sixers Will Unveil the World’s Largest T-Shirt Launcher Tonight
By Kyle Scott
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This post comes to you from an iPhone personal hotspot over a dodgy AT&T connection, since power is back but VERIZON FIOS IS STILL OUT AND I CAN’T RUN A GODDAMN BLOG WITHOUT IT!
Sorry.
The Sixers open their season tonight and they’ll do so with GIANT T-SHIRT LAUNCHER, named Big Bella. Be-fucking-hold:
Beautiful. You know what I want to do with that thing? Shoot Verizon in the face. No one in particular. Just Verizon. As a whole. In the face.
Anyway, tonight, pencil in one gigantic t-shirt launcher and please remove one gigantic, injury-riddled center for the opener.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.