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“Ain’t nobody fucking with us”
By Kyle Scott
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All cylinders. All fucking cylinders.
I’m sorry to be so vulgar to your virgin eye holes, but I’m just following in the footsteps of Alshon Jeffery, who, if I’m transcribing the reports correctly, opined with the following after the Eagles improved to 9-1:
“Shit, ain’t nobody fucking with us. We’re the best. We know we’re the best. That’s how we feel in this locker room.”
I, for one, love the modern adaptation of the 70s disco classic. Ain’t nobody fucking with us now, we’re on the move, huh!
Mychal Kendricks spun another favorite phrase into his own interpretation:
Are they still dem boyz if they’re without their star running back, left tackle, best linebacker and just got murderfucked by the Eagles at home?
The Dallas Cowboys have only lost three times at home by 28 points or more in the last 25 seasons.
All three have been against the Philadelphia Eagles.#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/N8MIUfwYAL
— bet365 (@bet365) November 20, 2017
I guess they are.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.