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Dallas Takes Another L

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: May 3rd, 2018 · 9:30 AM EDT

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Ho hum, another Philly team beat the crap out of a Dallas squad.

This time it was your Fusion boys who just obliterated the most sorry ass group of gamers ever assembled, cruising by the Dallas Fuel 3-1 in last night’s Overwatch League matchup.

I watched a few of the clips and I have no idea what’s going on, just a lot of flashing lights and some British guy getting really excited:

We hold it down on Map 3 and are up 3-0! Let's finish it strong! #pdomjnate pic.twitter.com/vLyuIsdN7A

— Seoul Infernal (@Infernal) May 3, 2018

American guy: “Everybody is so spread out for the Philadelphia Fusion. You’ll get a touch…”

British guy: “STILL (inaudible) UP! He still can use the graviton and now we’re in overtime! Self-destruct on the point! No chance for the Dallas Fuel!”

That’s wild.

Let’s check in on the standings real quick:

Look at your Fusion, hovering just above .500 and fighting for the last playoff spot.

Dallas, of course, sucks.

They’ve managed one win this entire season and they’ve only won nine maps total. That’s piss poor. If I was a Fuel fan, I’d be LIVID. Their Overwatch team is just as bad as the Cowboys, Mavs, and Rangers. The Stars were okay this year, I guess, but who really cares about ice hockey in Texas?