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A Brand New, Somewhat Uncomfortable, Sarge Remix

By Kyle Scott

Published: Sep 5th, 2012 · 9:30 AM EDT

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I’m back. After 10 days in London and Paris, roughly 30 miles of walking, a whole lot of food (some good, some bad) and drink, and 12 hours on a British Airways 777 yesterday that was diverted to Atlantic City because of weather and being low fuel, I am back, in my insanely comfortable leather chair, blogging. I’m sure I’ll have much more on the trip, goofy Brits, the not-so-rude French, and the omnipresent Queen in the coming days, but for now, LET’S HIT IT! 

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Our friend Dave Gibson, from WMGK, put together yet another brilliant Sarge remix, this one called Slide Piece. Basically, it’s three minutes of Sarge saying things that vacillate between creepy and confusing, with T-Mac and Wheels serving as the uncomfortable accomplice. Give it a listen while I try to figure out what the hell time it is and what country I’m in, and get intimate with my Keurig, which thankfully won’t ask me if I want a "Cafe Americano." It will just make the damn thing, and it will do it with a smile.

[Here’s Dave’s original Sarge remix]